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Selling Post [23 Jun 2009|12:35pm]

miroku_jacob
NOTE: I KNOW I HAVE ONLY 1 FMA ITEM FOR SELL BUT PLZ DONT REMOVE MY POST


I am selling most of my Anime related stuff. Just give me a price that i can work with.

Azu Manga Daioh - 15$ (Box Set)

Hellsing Manga - 1-9 10$ Each

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children *Collectors Edition* - 45$ (The Same Price i payed for it)

Full Metal Alchemist Movie - 15$

VIDEO GAMES all sell for 15 all used and still working All for the PS2

Final Fantasy 12 Collector Editions for PS2 *includes Bonus Disc*
Final Fantasy 12 Guild book 15$ (price i payed for it and it was already beat up)

Final Fantasy 10/10-2
Final Fantasy 10-2 Guild book 15$(price less the i payed)

Final Fantasy Dirge of Cerberus
Final Fantasy Guild book 15$(less then i payed)

Kingdom Hearts 2



Pictures will be posted later
First Come with the best offer
Payment will be with PayPal
Send around to other feeds


Thank you
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COMM IS ALMOST DEAD BUT I POST ANYWAYS. [19 Jan 2008|01:59am]

nendoroids
(Roy Mustang becomes a woman)
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Fun with plushies and post-its [06 Oct 2007|08:34am]

iyou_chan
 I don't know why I'm sharing this, especially since I should be finishing other projects... but um... yeah, follow the link below.

Idiot Artist: iyou_chan
Warnings: Work safe... unless you have an anal retentive boss.
(Click Me!)
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CRACKARTS TO END ALL CRACKARTS [31 Aug 2007|02:40am]

goldphish_bowl
JESUS!NASH

HARD GAY!SCAR

JARETH!BELSIO


NEED I SAY MORE?!

http://goldphishcrackers.deviantart.com/art/XENO-SQUAD-GO-63712915
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CALLING ALL CRACK PAIRING LOVERS. [31 Jul 2007|04:07pm]

nendoroids
[ mood | determined ]

Okay guys, I'm desperate for a crack pairing.


Not just any crack pairing tho.


Fushi is desperate for GreedxRoy.


FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS SOMEONE FIND/MAKE ME SOMETHING OF THIS PAIRING. ALL I COULD FIND WAS ONE FIC ON FF.NET. AFF.NET IS USELESS AS USUAL. SO FANART, FANFICTION, HURL IT AT ME.

Please? <3

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HAHA MOVIE POSTER UPDATE [18 Jun 2007|09:13pm]

goldphish_bowl
[ mood | AMUSED AS FUCK I TELL YOU XD ]

Remember that old edit I did to the Brokeback Mountain poster? Maybe?

Probably not. Doesn't matter.

What DOES is that after dealing with one KILLER bunny, I made a new one, so move over Ed and Russel--you've got a new set of cowboys to deal with! XD

Linked back to zee journal!

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deluks [08 Jun 2007|02:59pm]

iyou_chan

*pokes head in* 

Hi! Okay, so I've been a lurker for a while, but

fushigirockna asked me to post my latest work of crack fiction here, so I gave in, joined the comm,  and am now about to post a fake cut to said fic.

The Title: The Rotting Flame (FR's title- mine would have been Crack-Soup: FMA Style)


The Author:  Me, obviously.

The Warnings: Crack, het, yaoi, mentions of shoujo-ai & yuri, much stupidity, near total lack of anything cannon (this chapter is work/school-safe). 

The Pairings: RoyDante, DanteWinry, RoySciezka, HoenheimRoy, RoySloth, and probable mentions of others.

 

 

 The Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, I just like to treat the characters as my playthings.

The Summary: A bit of stupidity brought on by a comment from FR. The fic is directly inspired by a meme, and as such should not be taken seriously at all. Multiple pairings.

(This cut does not bleed)


Hmm... people were having trouble with this post being F-locked... I don't know why that was, as I double checked on my journal, and it was posted as a public entry, but the problem seems to be fixed now.

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Porn Pimping~ [16 May 2007|08:49pm]

blacknymph
Anyone ever hear of the Bleach Kink Meme?

Anyone ever wish that there was one for Fullmetal Alchemist, too, because there's not near enough porn in the fandom?

Wish no more. :DD

(cross posted. Sorry if you see this more than once. XD)
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TENTACLE SAFETY [11 May 2007|01:32pm]

nendoroids
[ mood | giggly ]

Hey guys! Since it's been getting pretty quiet around here, I thought I'd post some tentacle crack.

Not by me tho. I got permission from a friend of mine to post this here. Her name is hikaru_9 and you may or may not have seen some of her stuff posted on other FMA communities already. Anyways, her and another user came together to create a sure crack masterpiece. Warning, it's a little on the not work appropriate side. Nothing too graphic, but there is some molestation going on. So be careful.

(Follow the fake cut for some lessons on tentacle raep safety!)


Just like to point out, the Roy being tentacled pic she mentions was actually a present for my 18th birthday. XD (which was back on the 1st) So I had a slight hand in this! *feels proud*

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Fullmetal Alchemist Motivational Posters [06 May 2007|03:30pm]

raimuchan
[ mood | cheerful ]

Ever wanted to make a motivational poster? Well, with this, you can! With the right picture and something witty to say, you can make a piece of art with that website! Seeing that this is envy_lightbulb, the best way to use this poster maker is to make ones of none other than FMA! Go ahead and have fun with it, but just don't hotlink BigHugeLabs.com.

Some examples that I madeCollapse )

Have fun~!

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[03 May 2007|10:48pm]

supertacular
Soooo there's this website called Lost in Translation that uses Babelfish to translate phrases back and forth between five different languages. ever heard of Engrish? Yeah, this is pretty much Engrish times a billion. 

I was amusing myself by putting through random phrases when brilliance struck! 
So... I put through some random phrases that had to do with FMA! *genius*

Here's some of what I got:

Edward Elric has an arm and a leg made of metal because of a failed experiment with alchemy.
becomes
Edouard Elrich gave to the form to the handspike and a piedino of the metal due to a experience that came to lack with Alchemies.

Roy mustang can create fire by snapping his fingers, which is a very useful talent in both battles and arguments.
becomes
Mustang of Roy can create the fogos outside, breaking itself of barretta relative, that much benefit in the battles and the arguments.

Edward is so short it's funny, while his brother Al is trapped in a huge suit if armor
becomes
Edouard is, is therefore allegro soon he, when the relative aluminum of the brother in the enormous custom the armament is obstructed inside ignition.

Make your own! Go! Use quotes that I can't remember or lines from fanfics or other such things! Learn about Mustang's fogo creation skills and Ed's form to the handspike and other interesting things!

P.S. The site can be a bit slow. Just a warning! :)

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Crack icon dump [29 Apr 2007|03:54am]

grygon
26 FMA
1 spoon
1 Karl Urban
2 JRM
14 FF7

Teasers:



( Wanna see lots more? )
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Alchemy for Dummies! [12 Apr 2007|12:58am]

goldphish_bowl
[ mood | amused ]

READ ZEE BOOKS!Collapse )

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Fanfic Update S A T I P (The Real Chap. 7) [04 Apr 2007|11:27pm]

riza_v_hawkeye
[ mood | blank ]

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/4425.html


I promise this is the actual chapter seven, however crappy it may be...next chapter will be so much better. Read and review please.

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FANFIC Update! S A T I P! [01 Apr 2007|07:08pm]

riza_v_hawkeye
[ mood | amused ]

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/4323.html

Hot and ready just for you guys!

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New member with a bunch of Greed crack! [27 Mar 2007|01:39pm]

inomuiro
[ mood | bouncy ]

Hi! I found this place just a minute ago and I had to join. I'm posting links to a bunch of my old crack fics and pics, all variously Greed related (and Greed/Ling. Yes, Greed/Ling is my drug. If someone can prove me I'm not the only one in the world who thinks they are hot, I'll give cookies!)

[Fics]

Title: Beyond the Gate
Warnings: Settled right after the last episode, so SPOILERS. Envy flattening.
Confused fake-cut nr. 1

Title: Of frogs and Xing cuisine
Pairings: hints at Kimbley/Archer, Old Greed/Ling, Martel/Greed, Martel/Dorochet, Martel/Roa
Rating: pg-13, maybe higher, for very bad jokes
Summary: Ling accepts to take Greed, Kimbley and the three chimeras to a typical restaurant. He really should have known better.
Warnings: Mixes manga and anime-verse, OOC. Yes, Kimbley is back in the military and together with Archer but he’s still in good (or as good as they may be given who are we talking about) relations with Greed and the chimeras. AU powers, come to me!
Confused fake-cut nr. 2


[Comics]

Stomachache (Warnings: AU supremely illogical powers, come to me! Ed has a very bad bad destiny here...)

Never startle a Kimbley (Warnings: ArcherKimbley, AU powers etc. etc.)

That's all for now!

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Fan Fic Update!!! Sharpshooter And The Ice Princess [17 Mar 2007|11:28pm]

riza_v_hawkeye
[ mood | complacent ]

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3976.html

Hot and ready for you my friends. Interesting developments as well...

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Fanfic UPDATE! Sharpshooter and The Ice Princess [14 Mar 2007|08:26pm]

riza_v_hawkeye
[ mood | distressed ]

Yes, yes another great update, have fun reading it peoples!

http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3677.html

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Fan Fic Update! Sharpshooter and The Ice Princess [08 Mar 2007|08:45pm]

riza_v_hawkeye
[ mood | accomplished ]

Chapter four is hot and ready for you! Full of icy Frank and hot sexy Riza! lol.
http://riza-v-hawkeye.livejournal.com/3576.html

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OMG! NEW OTP! [26 Feb 2007|07:10am]

hana_kirigami
I dunno who made this, but I decided to share it with you, cracktastic community!

(Not reccomended to view at work because of a later part that's suppose to represent yaoi buttsecks.) http://youtube.com/watch?v=DPIhDYdVXiY

Watch the first part of that. You can watch the rest, but I'm unsure if any of you will understand it.

So, I suppose Archer can be paired up with Hakuro? THEIR LOVE IS SO...Um...Fill in the blanks, someone? Plz?

BTW, if any of you perfer ArcherxKimbley, how about ArcherxHakuroxKimbley? Because Hakuro seems to be uke-ish...
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