Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
My mind has become a barren wasteland, void of all inspiration and creativity... I blame the gallons of soda I had at Christmastime. I knew that too much orange soda could only be a bad thing, but I couldn't resist the fizzy goodness.
And so, in the midst of my headaches and dreading of the coming of school, I picked up a pencil and created lead-based life.