full_mental (full_mental) wrote in envy_lightbulb,
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Holiday!Crack, PaperBag!Crack and just Cracky!Crack

Hmm.. sorry its been a while since i posted crack! for shame, me! *tsks at self*

First, i bring you all lovely Holiday Crack, by redoing Christmas Songs, for nothing is holy in the eyes of the Rabid Crack Fangirl


Jingle Bells (this is the final version.. we had about 3 other alternate verses)

Mustang's Group:
Mustang smells,
Al-porn sells
Riza laid an egg
The pimpmobile lost a wheel
And the scarred man got away-hey!

Military:
Crashing through the sand
with a .75 calibur gun
To Ishbal we go
Isn’t killing fun?
HA HA HA

Kimbley:
Arrays on people glow
Exploding things to bits
Oh what fun it is to blow stuff up
with alchemy tonight!

Sins:
Oh! Full metal sucks
Like mustang does
Envy kissed a boy (DID NOT!)
Homunculi kick real ass
And Sloth is as lazy as Roy-oy!

Ed:
Smashing through a cow (*)
In pursuit of the stone
All through Amestis I search
Ranting all the time!
Rant! Rant! Rant!
If your traumatized
I don’t give a damn...

ALL:
Oh what fun it is to sing
a spazzy song tonight!

Mustang's Group:
Mustang smells,
Al-porn sells
Riza laid an egg
The pimpmobile lost a wheel
And the scarred man got away-hey!




We wish you a merry christmas

We wish you a cracky Christmas
we wish you a cracky Christmas
we wish you a cracky Christmas
and WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
A ton of crack, brought to you by us friends
With lightbulbs and toasters and superangst too!




Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer (this one wasn't used, so its not exactly finalized)

Edward, the full-metal alchemist
Was extreamly short
And when all the militairy saw tiny Edward
they used to laugh and call him names!
They never let mini Edward
in on any secret things
Then came one darkend eve
The Homunculi came to say
Edward with your mind so bright
Won't you make the stone tonight?
Then all the homunculi loved him
and shouted out with glee
Edward, the pint-sized alchemist
you’ll go down in history!



(*) the cow line was inserted by me, and is a refrence to Sky Dark's fic. Didn't ask...but i'm so addicted to that fic (and i don't even like yaoi in general ^^") that i just had to stick it in there. i couldnt help it, i needed a line and it fit!

Blame me for this, who actually re-did the entire songs, and which was HEAVILY EDITED into something acceptable by tehShroom (no lj) and zarephathcs, both of whom have a sense of rhythem, beat and tune. unlike me, who cant clap and sing at the same time (or seprately for that matter)



Secondly,I realized that i have yet to spread the PaperBag crack to this communtity.

Yes. PaperBags. The root of this evil insanity lovely yummy crack lies in an empty lunch bag, a sharpie marker, and someone at lunch asking what to draw on it. I, of course scream out "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST"... and thus the singing scar puppet was born.

Since then, we've filmed about 10 episodes and posted them on lj at PaperBagAlchemy Enjoy the Crack


x-posted to Full_Mental
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