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Ed is Envy's Cuppycake! ^_^ [14 Feb 2007|01:24pm]


Hail, fellow crack fans!  In honor of this holiday which technically does not exist in the FMA world but is being celebrated anyhow, I present a performance by Envy himself, in honor of his pure and innocent love for Edward.

"You're my honey bun, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin; you're my sweetie pie!"

(Fake cut, comments and aid to the crack are welcomed!)

Question about transmutation circles... [13 Feb 2007|03:57pm]

Hey, don't transmutation circles activate when something comes in contact with them? If so, then what happens when Kimbley has to handle something with his palms? Also, what would happen if Kimbley got cut on his palm somehow? What would happen to his transmutation circle? Share your cracky theories.

Also, a non-related question for you guys: Soon, I will be taking pictures of my Livejournal for a school project, and I'll be taking pictures of you guys. Is that cool with all of you? Just say "yes" or "no".
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Uh. [10 Feb 2007|07:03pm]

[ mood | amused ]

So, we've been over this by now. Armstrong pwns everyone. Everyone. Of all the cracktastic who-would-win situations, we have decided that Armstrong would win (except against Chuck Norris, but he doesn't count). But that can't be possible. He can't win against EVERYONE. Thats...that's insane!

And then I thought...what about Gai-sensei? Surely he might pose a challenge for Armstrong! I mean...maybe he can't sparkle, but Armstrong's teeth aren't that shiny.

Seriously. Why did no one think of this before?

I even found fanart wtf.


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Hmmm. [08 Feb 2007|06:13am]

Hey, Frankie-chan (Archer) is a cyborg-automail-thingy. And whenever he opens his mouth, it's a cannon-thingy. So, I ask you, cracktastic community - How do you think Frankie-chan eats? Or where does all that food go? I mean, robots don't poop or pee, right?
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Introductory Post [07 Feb 2007|09:00am]


I checked the comm info and this is a request %) I joined a while ago and since then I've enjoyed the community.  Envy is one of my favorite characters of FMA  for a lot of reasons and  makes for the best crack. I thought I'd share this Envy vid I found on Youtube. It isn't mine, the credit belongs to Tobychan.

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Hello there~ [07 Feb 2007|10:49pm]

[ mood | nervous ]

Hey there, everyone. Yoru keeps telling me to join, so blame him. But it's my fault he's here in the first place, since he uses my computer.

Um, yeah. I'll probably have something to add to this place later on, I don't really have anything to give right now.

And, just because I wanna drop a question 10 times more outrageous than Yoru's;
Do the sins have reproductive organs? I mean, if they can't reproduce... I'm way too obsessed with the thought that Greed doesn't have a penis.

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Crossbreed your sins [05 Feb 2007|08:11pm]

A person maps what happens if you take the seven deadly sins - and combines them

Somehow I don't think the heroes of FMA will want to face a Sin called "Edible Undies."
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Okay, yeah, I'm lame. [04 Feb 2007|06:49pm]

[ mood | geeky ]

And here's the proof of said lame-ness.

Blame my utter boredom, and lack of things to do. ^^;;

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Commas are important. [01 Feb 2007|06:30pm]

Have you ever read a book called 'Eats, shoots and leaves'? Well, that's where I thought of this from.

Basically, it's all about the importance of comma placement, and it made me think of how many pieces of bad fanfiction I've seen with such issues...

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So, post any comma errors in sentances you've found in fanfiction, or just one's you've made up yourself.

Here's a challenge...can anyone write a (fanfiction) paragraph that would otherwise be perfectly normal, but when you shift the commas around its complete crack? Because I can't, and I want to see someone do it. o_o
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Forgive me, I don't have photoshop DD: [01 Feb 2007|01:36am]

[ mood | embarrassed ]

It's been waaaaaaay to long since I added anything to this comm. Actually, I don't think I have more than two posts, bad me!
Well, Armstrong is so fun to mess with. And I'm going to hell anyway, so I as well have fun on my way down. XDD

Again, forgive me, I don't have photoshop.

It's probably crap-tastic, 'cause I suck, but I couldn't resist, and I have to give you people something. (You all still pwn me though)

Oh yes-- BTW; the costume came from this site here. Some of the stuff they say makes me laugh. ("Sequined Crown included but NOT wand." BUT MOMMY I WANT A WAND. D:)

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Hm. [29 Jan 2007|03:42pm]

So, I was thinking how amusing it would be to see a pokemon battle between Edward and Roy (I'm sure some crack like that exists out there)...and then I was thinking how much MORE amusing it would be to see a pokemon battle involving Armstrong. He'd be a gym leader. You know he would be. Only I'm still debating what pokemon he would use.

And if I hadn't lost my lovely paint program when I swapped my windows for my mac, I would surely have made a beautiful screen edit for you all. Only I can't draw pokemon, and I'm pretty sure someone's done this before anyway.

...No, I can't stand photoshop. ._. I want my craptastic program back.
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[28 Jan 2007|12:51am]

I didn't make this. Found it in a doujin. xD

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Greed crack [27 Jan 2007|02:36am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

I need Greed crack. Gimme all ya got.



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OH GOD [26 Jan 2007|03:38pm]

[ mood | Oops I did it again ]

I did it again. I think Frank's gonna kill me.

Introducing, the sequel to "FRANK'S CHARGING HIS LAZER".


*hides before Mecha-Archer kills me*

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not as crackish as usual, but... [25 Jan 2007|02:59pm]

[ mood | 3hours does not a sleep make ]

linked over from my journal...

talks of Scar and Miles(exclusive to the manga's latest chapters) abound. i fear for our sanity. and oh look! a colorbar too! XD


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I bring you... A crackvid compilation! [24 Jan 2007|08:18pm]


Contents include but are not limited to- Al Got Back, Numa Numa Noa, The Pirates of Amestris, TROGDOR, and FMA dubbed for the interspecies crowd.

You know you want to click it.  >:D

(This cut is as fake as Al's butt.  You all know he stuffs.)

Look! It's a new member! [24 Jan 2007|04:16pm]

[ mood | CRACKTASTIC! ]


I'm Hana, a new member of this community. I'm 10, love FMA, yadda yadda blah blah.

Anyways, I come bearing crack. Frank Archer crack! I'm not sure if anyone did this joke already, though...

So, the crack is under the cut. BTW, it's worksafe...I think. I'm unsure. Because of this, I don't recommend viewing if you're at work. (I doubt your boss would believe the excuse that it was a little girl's fault.)


Badly painted over in MS Paint on purpose.

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Fanfic update! [23 Jan 2007|09:10pm]

[ mood | hyper ]

Sharpshooter and The Ice Princess has been updated! Chapter Three is hot and ready for you, so what are you waiting for? CLICK THE LINK!


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... [22 Jan 2007|03:42pm]


...Can Lust extend her toenails, too?


As a side note, I have determined that it is a sad, sad fact of fandom that the only time Edward Elric will ever top is if he's screwing himself. And, uh, you see the error in that.
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"Warning: Contents Under Pressure" Balance of Power, Chapter Twenty-Two [18 Jan 2007|08:49pm]

[ mood | artistic ]

WARNING: Post Series, Post Movie **SPOILER HEAVY** and slightly AU

"This is the chapter that never ends....Yes it goes on and on my friends....Some Bunnies started writing it, not knowing what it was....and they'll continue writing it forever just because..."

Part One

Part Two

Need a reminder about the story since it's been so long between updates? Want to see how truly Cracked our Bunnies can be? Check out our Index Page.

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